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by Melanie Schnitzlein | thatsketchyblonde.tumblr.com

Color Aversion Theory

Ok, so maybe this isn’t really the best ‘beach outfit’ - but my closet was missing some leopard, I realized, so I filled that void, and really, who are you to judge ME  for wanting to wear my new frock on vacation?! Around this time in the summer, I grow weary of colors. Neons and whites seem to be more of a proclamation, as if they were a celebration of the beginning of the warm weather, and they feel almost inappropriate to me now - does August have a somberness to it? Or is it just so effing hot that all-black ensembles are the only way I am able to look cool? Discuss. 

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That End Of Summer Glow

Possible physical descriptors for me/these photos - bronzed beauty. Super tan human. Melanin-rich. You can definitely tell I spent a week at the beach *rolls eyes* Sigh. Can’t win em all, y’all. Might have something to do with the fact that my attention span for actually sitting on the beach, in direct sunlight, is positively correlated to the amount of magazine I have left to read (I read fast). Pale or not, wear stripes and polka dots together for a bitchin’ yard-strut look, because it’s fun to do things that are wrong.

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This Is My Roof

The internet claims the lyrics to Miley’s smash hit ‘We Can’t Stop’ are, “This is our house/this is our rules”, but I wish they were “this is our roof” because it would be a lot better for this post (and also that lyric isn’t grammatically correct). So this is actually my roof, and also my crop top (see me doing my best Miley in 1st picture). I’ll know I’m old when I feel uncomfortable showing my stomach in public. Generally speaking, I think if you want to wear a half-shirt from Forever21, skip tight pants and/or high heels and make it more casual with baggy pants and some simple sneakers. During the day, at least. I think Miley’s party is tonight so I may change. 

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