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by Melanie Schnitzlein | thatsketchyblonde.tumblr.com

A Onesie For All Seasons

I’m not sure I’ve met a onesie I didn’t like. Babies wear onesies, and I’ve recently decided that babies get all the best stuff. So anything I can do to get more on a baby’s level, is a step in the right direction. I think this particular jumpsuit will be a go-to for me in upcoming months - it works with a tank top and sandals, but it will go with ankle boots and some kind of warmer top-half item, as well. A sweatah, a blazah, ya know, whatevah.

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by Melanie Schnitzlein | thatsketchyblonde.tumblr.com

Color Aversion Theory

Ok, so maybe this isn’t really the best ‘beach outfit’ - but my closet was missing some leopard, I realized, so I filled that void, and really, who are you to judge ME  for wanting to wear my new frock on vacation?! Around this time in the summer, I grow weary of colors. Neons and whites seem to be more of a proclamation, as if they were a celebration of the beginning of the warm weather, and they feel almost inappropriate to me now - does August have a somberness to it? Or is it just so effing hot that all-black ensembles are the only way I am able to look cool? Discuss. 

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by Melanie Schnitzlein | thatsketchyblonde.tumblr.com

That End Of Summer Glow

Possible physical descriptors for me/these photos - bronzed beauty. Super tan human. Melanin-rich. You can definitely tell I spent a week at the beach *rolls eyes* Sigh. Can’t win em all, y’all. Might have something to do with the fact that my attention span for actually sitting on the beach, in direct sunlight, is positively correlated to the amount of magazine I have left to read (I read fast). Pale or not, wear stripes and polka dots together for a bitchin’ yard-strut look, because it’s fun to do things that are wrong.

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